On Genocide
The last metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace. Notice I didn't put quotation marks around that; I actually got to outright say it, this time, because I beat Metroid II: Return of Samus for the first time, yesterday morning. Granted, because I've already played Super Metroid , Metroid: Other M , and Metroid Fusion , I know that "galaxy at peace" bit is a load of bullocks, but shh. This is a follow-up of sorts to the Metroid 2 initial impressions post I made last week. You might call it a "review," though I don't think that's as accurate of a description as "just an unprofessional dump of thoughts" is. Since it's early morning on Friday 9/15, I know a lot of you have probably been playing Metroid: Samus Returns , and hence won't even notice I posted this. That's totally fine; enjoy your game. I'm excited to enjoy it myself when my copy arrives from Amazon Prime later today. In case you don't remember,...